lubricates:

oh tinder

taco-bell-rey:

*walk a mile in these louboutins*

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dopernose:

Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

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  1. Camera: Canon DIGITAL IXUS 60
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 35mm

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forebidden:

i remember this picture lmfao

forebidden:

i remember this picture lmfao

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zachlilley:

50 REASONS TO STAY ALIVE (x)

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doctor-dankensteins-kitchen:

beakerdragon:

Piece a gum?

oh now that is fucking brilliant…

creative-gold:

The last time Beyonce ever introduced herself

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