Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Lindsay Lohan photographed by Terry Richardson for GQ, January 2007
Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.
Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.